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CSE 2023: Plan/ Strategy/ Daily Routine

Hi guys hopping into this thread and will try to post my daily targets regularly. Looking forward to having a great community experience like the famous 2021 thread with good friends@nerdfighter @SergioRamos @AzadHindFauz @Rashmirathi @Jammu 

Avengers assemble? 😬



 Glad to see 'forum OGs' joining this thread. Will try to learn from y'all and also from the fellow newbies as well.

Hope this becomes the "best forum thread ever" and everyone from this thread makes it in 2023. 

Will try to post my targets regularly from 1st of July. 25-30 June ka pata nahi, but kosish karunga.


Forum OG ka tag makes me feel old XD

Aren't you?

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Today my 6 year old headphone lost a limb and that prompted me to introspect about my own tortuous journey into the abyss of cse. Am i also not being worn down by circumstances, chewed by the sharp teeth of time,consumed by profound grief and guilt,  undermined by my sheer lack of discipline. My hairs are graying , my health is deteriorating , my parents are growing old, my friendships have passed into the black hole of oblivion. What am I doing with my life.

A mocking voice came wafting from next room : making a mountain out of a molehill.

"It's just a headphone silly",shouted my sister over her lungs in her quirky voice.

" Would it have killed you to feign some sympathy", said I.

" I don't have any sympathy for petty bourgoise who plunge into existential crisis for a stupid overpriced product of a capitalist system that exploits the labour of the third world poor workers ,and that makes a lot of noise about sustainability and ESG corporate pradigm to whitewash its products; and then sell these products to the same gullible bourgeoisie who lap it up, thanks to the blietzkrieg of modern marketing techniques that have succeeded in transforming the multidimensional man into a unidimensional consuming man who defines his identity in terms of what he owns, and of which brand", came the retort.

Needless to say my mood was runined and i knew exactly the thing that could cheer me up. So , i went out to have a pizza at bominos. After that i went to the shopping mall to buy some expensive branded tshirts (made in Bangladesh in a sweatshop) , and some Jodhpurs at a steep discount( they said it's limited time deal so my fomo kicked up and i forgot that they have been offering the same discount since forever. Great strategy, mark your product at 7k give 3 k discount and it's still expensive af) . nevertheless, After suffusing myself with capitalistic gratification , my senses were pleasantly calmed. Took an uber back home and gladly reasured my self with ' Isn't life amazing'.

Oh! About those headphones. The company just released a new improved version which will make me feel as if the celestial nymphs themselves are  doing a live concent in front of my eyes. This made me wet at my mouth, that is to say i was salivating like Tommy , my neighbour's dog. Cant wait to get my hands on them, that is to say the headphones , not the dog. I hate dogs. They remind of my own pavlovian conditioning.

Tsk tsk we are all one dimensional men living multidimensional hypocrisies…

But you are a woman 

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Tatasaid

Can anyone suggest alternatives for coffee or tea?

@Lawstice any sattvik alternative which you take??

Kadha piyo.

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Hello frens aaj I’m back-ish with targets for 27.9.22. Do din padhane ke gham m guzare h.

Jun- 19- 24 backlog

Environment 

PSIR- poverty

Govt boys school mila h, woh bhi Hindi medium. Pata nhi kis janam ka paap mit rha h ab. Aaj pehla din tha toh padhana nhi pada but I’m already drained 😂  I stopped two boys who picked up one of their classmates and were pretending to throw him from the railing. I saw teachers hitting the kids mercilessly. In fact ek ki aankh m bhi chot lagi thi maarne ke wajah se. Library ke naam pe ek kamre m 4 shelves h jinpe taala laga hua h. Teachers come and go as they please, as long as syllabus pura ho jaye kisi ko koi farak nahi padta. Will keep updating as I keep teaching. I’m sure kuch na kuch interesting dekhne ko milega… after all boys school m PGT English banke jaa rhe h.

Psir me poverty konsa topic h?

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Hello frens aaj I’m back-ish with targets for 27.9.22. Do din padhane ke gham m guzare h.

Jun- 19- 24 backlog

Environment 

PSIR- poverty

Govt boys school mila h, woh bhi Hindi medium. Pata nhi kis janam ka paap mit rha h ab. Aaj pehla din tha toh padhana nhi pada but I’m already drained 😂  I stopped two boys who picked up one of their classmates and were pretending to throw him from the railing. I saw teachers hitting the kids mercilessly. In fact ek ki aankh m bhi chot lagi thi maarne ke wajah se. Library ke naam pe ek kamre m 4 shelves h jinpe taala laga hua h. Teachers come and go as they please, as long as syllabus pura ho jaye kisi ko koi farak nahi padta. Will keep updating as I keep teaching. I’m sure kuch na kuch interesting dekhne ko milega… after all boys school m PGT English banke jaa rhe h.

Psir me poverty konsa topic h?

Development ke under h… maine isse self explanatory tareeke se likha h bas. Tum break m bhi yeh sab hi karte ho?

Kya sab?

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Until you encounter creeps 😆

Oh ye bhi hote ,never encountered one 😂😂

Lucky you naa!😆

Perks of being a boy 😝

Isn't she a girl?

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Hey guys, after a long and truly tiring and frustrating day, I wanted nothing more than to just come back to my beloved prep. So I did the most low key thing, read the paper and catch up on newspaper backlog. I didn’t have it in me to do anything more. Aaj I realised I will most likely put my kid up for adoption somewhere within a year of trying to raise it.@mightyraju i had to literally use the “eyes close and head down” till 40 trick

Huge respect for teachers!! Cool matzuzaka ma'am you are. 

I’m pretty sure this school will drive me towards daytime drinking as suggested by my dear friend@HeNeArKr 😂

Try Karo. It works :)

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Hey guys, good morning, kal kuch nhi kiya because turns out sick day pe rest zaroori hota h. So will be shifting the targets for today. Targets for 2.10.22 are:

CA- 19-30 June

Revise environment 

Environment- AWP

Environment- pre notes updation

Modern history notes updation

Daily C/A

Ab hopefully will be able to hit them today 🤞🏻

Modern history ke current affairs update krogi kya? 🙈

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Hey guys, good morning, kal kuch nhi kiya because turns out sick day pe rest zaroori hota h. So will be shifting the targets for today. Targets for 2.10.22 are:

CA- 19-30 June

Revise environment 

Environment- AWP

Environment- pre notes updation

Modern history notes updation

Daily C/A

Ab hopefully will be able to hit them today 🤞🏻

Modern history ke current affairs update krogi kya? 🙈

Haan insights ka compilation aaya tha nhi dekha kya? 🙃

Nhi ghot nhi hu mai 


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science & tech ke liye kya padhun aur kaha se padhun ?

Bhaiyon beheno ?

Pre ke lie ya mains?

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